MUST SEE! “Gestapo? Really?” Walz Stars in 2028 Democrat Primary Auditions (and Bombs Spectacularly)

If you missed Oversight Committee hearing yesterday, stop what you’re doing, grab some popcorn, and prepare for one of the most glorious public meltdowns ever broadcast from Capitol Hill. Because ladies and gentlemen—we’ve just witnessed the unofficial kickoff of the 2028 Democrat Presidential Primary, and the headliner? Minnesota Governor Tim “ICE is the Gestapo” Walz, flailing like a kid who forgot his book report.

A Stage Fit for Clowns—And Apparently Candidates

The moment opened like a bad SNL sketch. Nancy Mace declared it the “unofficial 2028 Democrat primary,” and honestly, she wasn’t wrong. Walz and his fellow Dems looked less like public servants and more like desperate contestants in a DNC-sponsored talent show. Spoiler: they bombed.

Forget border security, forget inflation, forget the fact that your groceries cost more than your rent—Democrats are here to put on a feelings-forward interpretive dance of victimhood and evasion. And Tim Walz? He’s the headliner.

Tim Walz Compares ICE to the Gestapo… and Then Plays Dumb

This man actually stood by his comparison of ICE—the agency responsible for keeping MS-13 and cartel traffickers out of your neighborhood—to Hitler’s Gestapo, the secret police that murdered six million Jews. And when asked, repeatedly, “Do you want to apologize for that?” he danced like a man in flip-flops on a hot sidewalk.

He hedged. He paused. He waxed philosophical about “historical comparisons.” Nancy Mace asked him yes-or-no questions like she was hosting Jeopardy: Total Moron Edition—and still, he couldn’t manage a coherent sentence.

“Did ICE Commit Genocide?” — The Most Basic Question in History

Mace even laid it out in toddler terms:
“Did ICE commit genocide?”
“No.”
“Then why’d you compare them to literal Nazis?”
Cue Walz’s thousand-yard stare and uncomfortable stammering.

Apparently, he was too busy being “a history teacher” to learn actual history—or basic decency.

“Do You Still Want to Abolish ICE?” — Deny, Deflect, Denounce Reality

When confronted with media reports showing he literally marched in a rally to abolish ICE, Walz claimed he couldn’t recall. Sure, and Hillary couldn’t recall deleting 30,000 emails.

This is how Democrat memory works: if it makes them look bad, it vanishes faster than Kamala Harris at a press conference.

Kamala Harris Border Grade? He Wouldn’t Give a Number

Then came the coup de cringe: Nancy Mace asked Walz to grade Kamala Harris as border czar—on a scale of 1 to 10. Instead of giving a number, he filibustered with gobbledygook about “bipartisan solutions” (the ones no one voted for and that don’t exist). When reminded he ran as her vice presidential pick, he still had no opinion. Apparently, the campaign bus was so loud, he couldn’t hear the border collapsing.

“What Is a Woman?” — The Democrat Achilles Heel

And just when you thought it couldn’t get more humiliating…
Mace dropped the nuclear question: “What is a woman?”

Tim Walz—governor, history teacher, alleged adult—froze like someone trying to disarm a bomb made of pronouns. He fumbled, stalled, and looked like a man seeing his political future flash before his eyes. And then… she answered for him:

“A woman is an adult human female. Men can’t become women. You people are erasing us.”

Boom. Flawless victory.

School Shooters, Tiananmen Square, and More Awkwardness

In a bizarre tangent, Mace even asked Walz if he was still “friends with school shooters,” referring to a strange comment he made on a debate stage years ago. He flatly denied it. The whole room got quieter than a CNN newsroom on election night.

She also asked if he had ever served in a combat zone (he hadn’t) and whether he visited Tiananmen Square (he claims he did in 1990). Did that have anything to do with ICE comparisons? Not really. Was it wildly entertaining? Absolutely.

This Is the Democrat Bench?

If this is who the Democrats are grooming for 2028, then we should all be lighting candles of gratitude for President Trump and Vice President JD Vance right now. While the Left stages clown parades in Congress, the Right is focused on closing the border, fixing the economy, and not confusing immigration enforcement with genocide.

Because here’s the truth: ICE isn’t the Gestapo. Tim Walz just isn’t very bright.

And Nancy Mace? She brought the flamethrower and left nothing but ash.

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JIMMY

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