Well, folks, it looks like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are packing their bags and saying “cheerio” to America, all because the Bad Orange Man is back. Yes, the couple has left their multimillion-dollar California mansion for the quaint Cotswolds in England, where they can sip tea, read tabloids, and live out their days far from the grasp of Trumpocalypse.
The Elite Exodus
Apparently, Trump’s re-election was just too much for the Hollywood elite to bear. Ellen and Portia sold their Montecito home in August for a staggering $96 million—because nothing screams “I’m oppressed” like a nine-figure payday. Rumor has it the Cotswolds, a charming rural area in England, offers the kind of tranquility you can’t find in liberal California anymore, even with all its strict zoning laws and Priuses.
But let’s be real—was this really about Trump? The house was sold months before the election results. Seems like someone was hedging their bets just in case Kamala didn’t deliver the promised land.
Ellen’s Farewell Tour (For Real This Time?)
Ellen didn’t just leave the country; she left her career in flames. After her talk show ended in 2022 amid allegations of a toxic workplace, she tried to rebuild with her Netflix comedy special, For Your Approval. During the special, Ellen lamented being “kicked out of show business,” claiming she was a victim of a cancel culture she wholeheartedly supported until it came for her.
She told her audience she’s done worrying about what people think of her. Bold words from someone whose entire career depended on dancing around like a puppet for applause.
Hollywood Hypocrisy
It’s no surprise Ellen isn’t the first celebrity to threaten to leave the country over Trump—and she’s one of the rare few who actually followed through. Cher, Streisand, and the usual cast of Hollywood characters have been threatening to flee for years, yet somehow, they all manage to stick around for their beachfront mansions and catered galas.
When pressed, most of these celebrities turn their “threats” into punchlines. Cher said she “almost got an ulcer” when Trump won last time, yet still managed to stick around long enough to tweet about it incessantly.
But not Ellen and Portia—no, they’re taking the plunge. We can only imagine the UK is thrilled to receive a couple of Hollywood elites ready to lecture them on everything from Brexit to climate change.
The Real America
What these celebrities don’t understand is that their opinions don’t matter to the average American. They see Trump’s victory as proof that their cocktail-party politics don’t resonate with real people. Americans aren’t crying over Ellen leaving; they’re laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Goodbye and good riddance, Ellen and Portia. America will soldier on without you and your multimillion-dollar mansions. But please, don’t let the door hit you on the way out—those are custom-imported mahogany, and repairs are pricey.
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Please take all the liberals with you specially those night comedians, which they are not really comedians.
I sincerely hope that these 2 lesbians leave America and NEVER come back. They need to have their citizenship revoked and their passports revoked also.IMHO!
We will all have to find a way to move on without these two. Difficult as it may be.
Not hard, I’m glad to see the degenerate gone.
Hope they left their passports at the gate.
It’s funny how they used to praise President Trump and now they call him every name under the sun.
Ellen has made millions off of Americans listening to her every word, but when they smarten up and stop listening, she runs like a coward.
The ones exiting are the Benedict Arnold’s to America.
Who cares? Please take all your lib buds with you.
good for you hope they never come back other that said they would leave are just making excuses as towhy they are staying TOOBADWISH THEY WOULD ALL LEAVE
England’s loss is America’s gain.
Is she leaving because of President Trump or her involvement with P ditty and the law? Either way — totally disappointed!
Thank God The Two Dip Sticks Are Gone.
Who cares that they left? Anyone? Didn’t think so.
Doing their part to MAGA ! Thanks .
Could they be using Trump as a cover for their “alleged” involvement with P.Diddy’s Combs Creep shows? When the FBI tracks Ellen down, they may inquire what she knows about the death of Anne Heche and Twitch, both close contacts of Ellen Degenerate???Inquiring minds need to know…she can run but she can’t hide!
BE Berries.
You’ve hit it out of the park, she cried like a baby when Trump won in 2016, but never left America. The others who have been involved with Diddy I hope they will follow her lead.
These types THINK THEY MATTER, AMERICA could care LESS.
Wow! every single post here I agree with!!! I rarely watched her on the tube as I had a job and worked! Retired now and I won’t miss her. I don’t know if any of her shows where in England. If not, if I were her I’d keep my head down and live a nondescript life so I could go out in public without being mobbed. Good-bye!!
Not sure I will be able to sleep tonight. I will certainly give it my best shot.
Read that the UK does not want them to move to their Country either.
Poor Ellen, she gets No Respect anywhere!!
Good riddance! Take more losers with you, please.