Well, well, well… look who’s finally getting a taste of the accountability pie, and it’s not even served warm. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), a man who could slime his way through a Teflon factory and still come out greasy, is officially under investigation. Yes, you read that right. The man who thought it was perfectly acceptable to stand on the steps of the Supreme Court and threaten justices like a two-bit mob boss is finally facing the music. And spoiler alert: it’s not a tune he likes.
The Infamous Threat: A Masterclass in Stupidity
Let’s rewind to March 2020. While the rest of us were trying to figure out how to hoard toilet paper without looking suspicious, Chuck was busy channeling his inner Tony Soprano. Standing in front of the Supreme Court, Schumer boldly declared, “I want to tell you, Gorsuch. I want to tell you, Kavanaugh. You have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price. You won’t know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions.”
Now, call me old-fashioned, but when someone says, “you won’t know what hit you,” it usually involves either a threat or an impending slapstick pie fight. Unfortunately for Chuck, this wasn’t a comedy sketch—it was a sitting U.S. Senator openly threatening Supreme Court justices. Genius move, right? Because if there’s one thing we know about politics, it’s that nothing you say in public ever gets recorded, replayed, or dissected endlessly. Oh, wait…
The DOJ Wakes Up from Its Nap
Fast forward to 2025. It only took the Department of Justice, oh, five years to realize, “Hey, maybe threatening the highest court in the land isn’t exactly kosher.” Interim D.C. U.S. Attorney Ed Martin has now opened a preliminary investigation into Schumer’s comments. About time. I mean, what tipped them off? Was it the literal video evidence? The countless news articles? Or maybe someone at the DOJ finally Googled “Chuck Schumer threats” during their lunch break.
Martin even sent a formal letter to Schumer, which probably read something like, “Hey Chuck, remember that time you threatened the Supreme Court? Yeah, we’re gonna need to talk about that.”
The Art of the Non-Apology
Of course, Schumer tried to walk it back days later. He claimed he wasn’t threatening anyone; he was just “passionate.” Right. And when my neighbor’s kid screams, “I’m gonna destroy you!” during a Mario Kart game, I’m sure he’s just deeply passionate about kart racing strategy.
The real kicker? Schumer accused conservatives of “manufacturing outrage” over his comments. Oh, Chuck, we don’t need to manufacture anything. You provide the raw materials. All we do is point and laugh.
Justice Delayed, But Not Denied
Now, thanks to a DOJ that finally grew a spine, Schumer might actually face consequences. Acting Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove is cleaning house, firing prosecutors who spent years playing political games instead of doing their jobs. It’s like watching someone finally clean out their garage after a decade, only instead of old bikes and Christmas decorations, it’s corrupt bureaucrats.
Final Thoughts
Chuck Schumer, the man who thought he could say whatever he wanted without consequences, is now under investigation. It’s about time. Maybe, just maybe, politicians will learn that their words have weight—especially when those words sound like threats. But then again, expecting career politicians to learn lessons is like expecting a cat to do your taxes.
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It;s about time
Next its Nancy Pelosi and next Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters! As a start
Now maybe justice will be seen.
VERY, VERY LONG OVERDUE!!!! HE’S AS DIRTY AS THE NEW YORK SEWERS!!!
Like ALL politicians, all Schumer will get after the investigation would be a slap on the wrist at most!! The old saying that “no one is above the law” only applies to us “common” folks, damn sure not the political pukes!!
Now see House Minority Leader Jeffries for the threats just made.
Schumer should be indicted for threatening supreme Court justices. He’s a big mouth democrat who thinks he’s above the law. The same asshole who was the one always saying no one is above the law. Put his ass in prison and removed him from office that’s a federal felony crime. He deserves nothing less. Once you start investigating him wait to you see all the corruption he’s behind. His time is up
I MUST AGREE!!!!
time for Schumer and McConnell to exit stage left…………
Don’t blame Chuck for his stupidity. When he had those awful hair plugs installed, they hit his brain and then went stupid.
He has been shooting off his mouth for too long. If one of the American citizens had threatened a SC Justice, we would be rotting on a jail cell. It is time we hold corrupt scumbags like him accountable just like they want to hold us accountable. Not only did he make veiled threats, he also refused to put one of his fellow criminals on trial, even after the House impeached him! The two-tiered system of justice needs to STOP!! LOCK HIM UP! Then go after jeffries for the same crime!!
Cheesy Chuckie has always been full of himself and said ridiculous things. For instance he claimed that the Portlants Organ riots with all the fires, destruction of both private and public property along with assaults was most a peaceful protest.
Chuck is a lying J@CK@$$!!!
FINALLY!! When are the rest going to be charged…Maxine Waters, Hakeem Jeffries, Frederica Wilson, etc..?
Show me all of the money trails…..lotsa traitorous liberals taking money from our enemies…. investigation…..begin
How about past comments made prior 2020
Yea. Finally my Schmuck Fumer (letter salad) feelings will come true.
Lock him up! Oh, after a fair trial; of course!
Nothing will happen to Chuck Shumer .
Zion Don will protect him .
Shumer said ,” my name is Shumer ; in Hebrew it means protector – I have dedicated my entire life to be the protector of Israel .”
Shumer can say whatever he likes – nothing will happen to him. Zion Don and Chuck are on the Jew team – the Israel first before the United States team.