The idea of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) in the Oval Office should be filed under “scary bedtime stories,” but somehow, it’s gaining traction. A former bartender who turned her Instagram Live into a political career, AOC has managed to make headlines for her absurdity, radical policies, and viral social media stunts. If you thought things couldn’t get worse after Kamala Harris, buckle up—President AOC would be the most insane presidency in U.S. history.
From Cocktails to Congress: A Dangerous Rise
Let’s not forget how AOC skyrocketed to fame. In 2018, she unseated a powerful establishment Democrat, Joe Crowley, and became the youngest woman elected to Congress at 29. Admirable? Sure—until you hear her talk. From her infamous “Green New Deal” (which was more fantasy novel than policy) to her cringe-worthy Instagram Live sessions making macaroni while ranting about capitalism, AOC has proven she’s more influencer than intellectual.
Yet somehow, she’s cultivated “tremendous grassroots support,” according to Monica Crowley, a former Trump official who warned Republicans not to underestimate her. “She’s young, vibrant, attractive,” Crowley said. Well, sure—but so is a lit firecracker, and that doesn’t mean you want it in the White House.
A Presidency of TikToks and Tax Hikes
Let’s paint the picture. Imagine AOC taking the oath of office. The first thing she’d do? Probably create an Instagram Live series titled “Behind the Resolute Desk” where she talks about “decolonizing” the furniture. The second? Rolling out policies so radical they’d make Bernie Sanders blush. Forget a 70% tax rate—under President AOC, you’ll probably be Venmoing the government half your paycheck by noon.
Her infamous “Green New Deal” would be resurrected, and we’d be mandated to bike to work in zero-emission spandex suits. Energy independence? Gone. Global security? Laughable. The rest of the world might adopt her policies just to watch America implode faster.
The Radical Takes the Stage
Progressive cheerleaders argue that AOC “connects with voters” through her social media presence. Sure, she’s good at racking up views, but leadership is a little more complex than posting selfies with hashtags like #TaxTheRich. And while she plays to her far-left base, her inability to appeal to a broader audience remains glaring. Even left-wing podcaster Matthew Sitman admitted, “If AOC runs in 2028, she’s going to get absolutely smoked.” Ouch.
Her infamous Squad—fellow radicals who’ve specialized in alienating moderates—would undoubtedly have key roles in her administration. Secretary of State Ilhan Omar, anyone? That’s a diplomatic crisis waiting to happen.
Global Fallout: Dark Days Ahead
If you think her presidency would only impact the U.S., think again. AOC’s policies would leave America weaker and more vulnerable, turning global security into a distant memory. With no military funding (because it’s “imperialistic”), no energy independence (because fossil fuels are “oppressive”), and no coherent strategy (because, well, it’s AOC), the world would descend into chaos.
Meanwhile, adversaries like China and Russia would be toasting with champagne. Imagine a world where Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping send AOC thank-you cards because her policies inadvertently strengthened their grip on power.
Sarcasm, Meet Reality
Let’s get real—AOC’s potential presidency isn’t about inspiring the next generation. It’s about taking the radical left’s pipe dreams and forcing them down America’s throat. Sure, she’s young and enthusiastic, but so is every contestant on The Bachelor, and we don’t let them run the country.
Final Thoughts
America needs strong, principled leaders who understand the complexities of governance—not TikTok stars with a flair for dramatics. If AOC’s presidency ever became a reality, the consequences would be catastrophic for the U.S. and the globe. Let’s hope this remains the plot of a bad dystopian novel and never becomes our reality.
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Can I cast my vote against AOC now?
Hahahahaha
I would not vote for that Brain Dead Bar Tender. She one DUMB Worthless POS
But how do you really feel?
What a joke on America that would be if she only put her name in the ring, much less actually tried!
The demoncrats only have the lowest of low to parade in front of America. Sad.
3 words come to mind….OH HELL NO!
She is about 65% lower than Harris, which puts her near whale excrement
Will the bartender spend $1.5 BILLION on her campaign, hire twerkers, Hollywood pedophiles, has-been pop stars and Tater Swift to bolster her voting base??
LET’S HOPE SO.
This woman is dumber than a bag of hammers! Every single time she opens her mouth, she proves this! I wonder if she ever thinks before she speaks???
Anyone who would vote for this idiot, needs a lobotomy, or has already had one!!
God help us all if that basement dweller gets in the White House. Anyone want to bet we’ll get accused of wanting to date her if we so much as criticize her like on United Spot?
This has to be one of the best jokes I have seen in a very long time.
Three words: 😄😆🤣
Those who can make you believe any absurdity
Can make you commit any atrocity.
Voltair
BURN THE FOURTH ESTATE NOW !!!
AOC? President? Not even a consideration. She doesn’t even belong in congress.
She’s not even competent enough to be president of the local bartenders association.
u have to be kidding me. no way id ever vote for some one like her for amillion bucks? well try me anyways?
AOC is actually better than Harris in pushing the insanity of the left. A problem that the left denies is the actual policies that the liberals are enacting on the American people, instead they blame those who were involved. A win by her for presidency is doubtful, but there is always voter fraud. AOC will be their choice because she is female and a POC. POC not POS
President of Venezuela? I can handle that!
AOC is a joke There is no way she could debate things that are critical to our country She believes things she sees on social media She never has the facts She is a liar trying to get in the spotlight She doesn’t have the knowledge or experience to handle or country She would be worse than Biden and he’s a moron If that is the best the democrats have to offer then the dems are in big trouble I really don’t think the dems are going to be sending ab individual like Cortez because it will be like Harris Spending a lot of money for embarrassment No I can’t see them making that mistake again I don’t think she would gain enough backing People are not going to waste money on a Donkey at the Kentucky Derby
Just the mention of this stupid idiot as a candidate for POTUS goes to show how far we have fallen as a society of common sense. I cannot believe that NY voters in her district keep reelecting this moron needless to say there would be enough clueless dolts nationwide to get her past the first round of a primary.
Not a chance
Just shows how F up the dims are if that STUPID POS is being talked about. FK her and her ilk
Good lord, could we really be that stupid as to vote for this turd of misery?
ARE YOU FOR REAL????????????????
AAAAHHHhhahahahahahahahahahaha, cough, gag, choke, fa*t, burp, shart, shower, ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NO WUCKING FAY !!!