Roger Stone Accuses Mueller and Henchmen of Harassment

Roger Stone, center, speaks to reporters before the start of a campaign event where Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump will announce Gov. Mike Pence, R-Ind., as his vice presidential running mate on, Saturday, July 16, 2016, in New York. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

Roger Stone is accusing dirty cop Mueller’s team of harassment. He says they questioned his temporary maid and asked her about Stone’s ties to Russia.

I’m sure Stone would hide his relations from everyone but his temporary maid. They’ve even rummaged through his garbage. Knowing this, Stone could have a lot of fun with Mueller’s henchmen. Especially if his Great Dane is suffering from an extreme case of diarrhea. Or, you could go to a novelty store and buy some itching powder.

There are countless ways you could have fun with this. And, believe me, I would.

Via the Daily Mail:

Stone accused Mueller of harassment after the counsel’s sleuths tracked down and interviewed 19 of his friends and business associates.

‘My cleaning lady had to go back to Cuba for a while, so I hired a temp,’ Stone said.

‘The temp spoke only Spanish. I never knew her name or anything. Yet, government agents found her in Miami. They asked her if I was meeting with Russians at home.

‘Now, how they found her when I didn’t even know her name, I can only guess. I know she had nothing to say to them.’

He claims agents showed some of Stone’s friends a photo of the two-year-old boy born to Kristin Davis, the infamous Manhattan Madam whose prostitution service was used by disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and, allegedly, the likes of retired baseball slugger Alex Rodriguez.

‘They kept asking if the baby was mine,’ the married Stone said. ‘What does that have to do with Russian collusion? The baby is not mine, I’m the godfather. But that’s an invasion of privacy if I’ve ever seen one.’

Hey, Roger. can I interest you in a Great Dane?